Here's The Plan


When our beloved Ingerland get through to world cup final on Sunday, July 9th (8pm Kick Off) I shall be once again hosting a World Cup BBQ Extravaganza!! But this one will be bigger, better, and we will be watching inside so it will be possible to see the screen.

Everybody shall be invited. Food and drink should be bought by all who wish to eat or drink. I shall provide the TV, the BBQ, the Chef (Akin), and some crisps mit dip. The garden shall be avliable for playing football in, the trampoline for over exuberant goal celebrations and castle for making a fort during half time.

And, when England have finally finished off whoever we are playing, the next plan of action shall be decided. If it isn't too late, ie. we polish them off in 90 mins, then we shall all jump on the train to London Charing Cross and join the fiesta in Trafalgar Square! Otherwise, we could just have a ratherly 'wench' garden celebration involving drinking and all your other family fun.

The next day, to continue the celebrations I will be going back to Trafalgar Square, armed with an England flag and as many air floater balls as I can get my grubby mits on, and trying to start off a major Carling advert in the Area!

When this party is pulled off, it could be the single most brilliant feeling in our football supoorting careers. Are you with me? Of course you fucking are!!!!!



Disclaimer- When England get knocked out in the second round by Ecuador, these plans are null and void.