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Tuesday, September 26, 2006




That is Dareus, Akin, Paul and I on our much enjoyable and at the same time disasterous trip to the Hoody-less Republic of Bluewater.

On said trip we saw two vastly different films. The first was You, Me and Dupree, a Hollywood text that owed any credibility it gets to the highly comical performance of Owen Wilson, because on a whole the film was cack.

Secondly, we saw the British made Severence, a gore-fest set in some Eastern European country which Akin probably comes from. The was a quality horror based film with many gruesome moments including a man losing his leg to a bear-trap. This filmed finished at about 10.30 if I remember rightly, and when we came out we headed straight for the bus stop as we worried that we may have been pushing it tight to make the last train to Lewisham.

We waited for 20 minutes for a bus, and got on it towards Greenhithe station. As we got onto the main road, Paul realises he has left his bag of womens clothing at the bus stop. So we get off the bus at greenhithe and it is decision time. The next train is in 28 minutes, so any heading back to Bluewater could mean us missing the train. We therefore decide Paul's tranvestism isn't as important as getting home and go and wait for the train, which it turns out is on the Greenwich line rather than the Lewisham one and therefore, like all good fully grown, independant young adults ho have just left school I rang my daddy for a lift from outside Greenwich station.

A good day had by all.

And now onto more impressive matters. You may remember that in my previous post I mentioned that I was applying for a new, more interesting and important role at work. Well, happily I recieved the job and now I am in the Admin/Price Control department of Sainsbury's Bromley. You may call me Sir. Anywho, I also mentioned that If i got the job I would become semi-nocturnel and sure enough, today is the first time I will be working a whole night shift, something I look foward to. I start at 10pm, in four hours from now, and finish at 6am, in 12 hours from now. Considering i got up at 11am this morning, that means a 19 hour day, which isn't a monster really so I should be able to manage it, although i will find out tonight if it is easier typed than done. Yesterday I started work at 6am, in what was my first real day in the new department and undertook many interesting tasks such as reading the important messages from head office and also checking the tills are working correctly.

My new hours mean that I am very rarely at work during day time, because most days I finish by 10 am and therefore have the rest of the day to myself. So I've been thinking, what shall I fill my free time with?

Here is a list:

1. Watch DVDs
2. Watch TV
3. Play PES 5 online and n00b some pwns or whatever.
4. Join a gym perhaps.
5. Pump profits into Sainsburys by going there and wasting my money on crisps and drinks.
6. Join a clan- religious or otherwise.
7. Attempt to break the British Land Speed Record- it's all the rage these days.
8. Wildly strum my guitar in a bid to create a 'new sound'.
9. Cyber-stalk people on MySpace.
10. Offer my services to people on West Wickham Hight Street as a tour guide for the local area.

Anyways, thats it for now. If any body wishes to join my new clan feel free, I can send you an email leaflet explaining why our clan is better than both the Amish and Harri Kristners put together.

4 Comments:

Blogger Mr Paul James said...

IT WAS FOR MY SISTER!!!!

LOL anyways somewhere in the area there's a very well dressed hobo. Be warm hobo!

7:41 PM

 
Blogger dareusj said...

Also change 'next train' to 'last train'
Lol, and say that Greenhithe is a scary place full of paedophiles who have the heads of wolves.

2:10 PM

 
Blogger Longhurst said...

Bleeding turks! i wanna be in your gang, your gang!

11:24 AM

 
Blogger Dan said...

I always new Paul liked Women's clothing.

9:39 AM

 

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